1. People don’t usually bring up other people’s cholesterol at dinner.
2. Sleeping, buying groceries or doing laundry aren’t things people typically do with a smile.
3. People don’t tend to shave parts of their body that don’t have any hair.
4. Chocolate doesn’t give people orgasms.
5. Neither does shampoo.
6. People can get excited about many things. Multipurpose degreaser isn’t one of them.
7. 9 out of 10 dentists still don’t know who the traitor is.
8. People don’t usually jump into a strangers conversation to recommend a savings account.
9. People don’t take vitamins and start feeling unstoppable all of a sudden. At least none that are legal.
10. No one that has ever opened their bank app has nodded in satisfaction at their finances.
Can you think of any other example?
